Thursday, August 06, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The ‘Odyssey’

Big! Spectacular! Overpowering! Loud! It’s all that and more. Mostly, though, Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey (that’s how I’ll always think of it) is about humans warring with other humans, fighting off monsters, or battling the elements. At its best—when it’s not big, spectacular, overpowering, and loud—it’s just about humans, with some royal succession drama thrown in. 

My un-director’s cut would take the first 30 or so minutes to establish what the story is about, edit the intervening 90 minutes to a montage of action highlights, and resume with Odysseus on Calypso’s island. After he comes to, from seven years on Calypso's lotus flower diet, he returns to Ithaca and cleans up the palace. I’d also edit the battle with the suitors, which goes on much too long and is nearly impossible to follow, and cut the remembered sack of Troy, which also goes on too long. They’d be fine as "deleted scenes" on the 4K UHD.

All the actors do great work, and thank goodness for IMDB so we can find out who they were, because the credits go by too quickly to read. To highlight just three I didn’t recognize, John Leguizamo was Eumæus, the loyal servant and teacher of Telemachus (Tom Holland); Bill Irwin was the cyclops, CGI-enhanced, presumably; and Samantha Morton was Circe.

One-half star is subtracted for excessive length, and another half-star for extreme violence, though there is surprisingly little blood and gore for all the stabbings, knifings, sword thrusts, arrow hits, and eating of crew members by Polyphemus the Cyclops. Final rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

NOTE: Watching this on a television is seeing at most one-quarter of the movie. My advice is, don't even bother. See it in a theater or skip it.

Friday, July 17, 2026

‘Phantom of the Paradise’ (Brian De Palma, 1974)


Brian De Palma has a cinematic vision and like it or not it’s on full display in Phantom of the Paradise. It’s garish and over-the-top, and too much is never enough, so if that’s not what you’re looking for go watch some Ozu.

Not only is Phantom inspired by The Phantom of the Opera, but it brings in bits of the Faust legend (selling your soul for worldly success) and The Picture of Dorian Gray (there’s a portrait in the attic that looks like hell while Dorian stays fabulous), plus the shower scene from Hitchcock’s Psycho. And that’s not all. Far from it, in fact. To take one more, the stage set for the final musical number is taken from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and the male singers’ whiteface makeup is inspired by Caligari’s somnambulist Cesare.

Put it all together, stir well, and what DePalma serves the audience is a cautionary tale. Richard Leach (William Finley), who is not a leech but is leeched off, trusts one-named music mogul Swan (Paul Williams) to produce his magnum opus, a cantata based on that hoary old archetype the Faust legend. Swan wants it for the opening program of his rock palace, the Paradise (Dallas’ Majestic Theater), and Leach wants his one-named singer-muse Phoenix (Jessica Harper) to be the featured soloist. Swan, being a person without scruples, steals Leach’s music and Leach, being a true artist without any sense, doesn’t call his lawyer or file a protest with ASCAP or BMI to shut the production down. Plausibility is something in short supply here, as one Gothic horror follows the next, culminating in a spectacular and bloody climax that (once again with the homages) recalls Hitchcock’s Albert Hall scene in both versions of The Man Who Knew Too Much.

Phantom of the Paradise has its devotees—Pauline Kael was one—though to an outsider it doesn’t inspire that level of awe. The acting isn’t great, the production is cheesy, the satire of the music business doesn’t land, and music itself is mostly unimpressive. One viewing is enough to get a good idea of what the fuss was and is about.

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Amanda's Mild Takes’ ‘Ls of the Week’ for July 10, 2026

Pay no attention to the bozos in front of the curtain. Everything is going according to The Plan!™


Ls of the Week, July 10, 2026

Wednesday, July 08, 2026

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This is a transcript of the president’s remarks at a press conference with Erdogan before the NATO summit in Ankara, taken from the YouTube video.

28 minutes, 33 seconds
That’s what hurt my relationship with NATO. Because Greenland doesn’t help Denmark. Denmark doesn’t spend money to really help Greenland, but it’s an important part for the United States. And it’s surrounded by China ships and Russian ships. And that’s not going to happen. The ships is, it’s not going to happen. It was Greenland that in my, and it continues to be... That should be controlled by the United States, not by Denmark. And when they 
28 minutes, 56 seconds
wouldn’t go along with it and with all the money we spend to help them with Russia and we don’t have to spend any money, we could remove all of our soldiers out of Europe. Because as you probably noticed, Europe’s a very different place than it was 20 years ago. A lot different. Much 
29 minutes, 12 seconds
different. It’s a much different, and they better be careful with immigration and energy. If they’re not careful with those two things, you’re not going to have a Europe anymore. 
 
Okay. Thank you very much everybody.
 
The way it’s punctuated it might seem vaguely coherent on first reading. Looking more closely, he jumps from grievance to grievance, doesn’t finish a train of thought, and is practically babbling. Here it is with my annotations:
 
“That’s what hurt my relationship with NATO. Because Denmark doesn’t spend money to really help Greenland… but it’s an important part [He’s looking for a word, can’t think of it, says “part.”] for the United States. And it’s surrounded by China ships [He can’t think of “Chinese,” says “China.”He may be remembering “China virus.”] and Russian ships. And that’s not going to happen. The ships is... [That’s a blatant grammatical mistake, of course.] It’s not going to happen. [He doesn't say what isn’t going to happen. Something to do with the ships? Denmark won’t give up Greenland? We know they won’t but he’s still obsessed with it.] It was Greenland that—in my [He leaves out opinion.], and it continues to be [“my opinion”?]—that should be controlled by the United States, not by Denmark. And when they wouldn’t go along with it... [He doesn’t complete this thought and jumps to the grievance about NATO members not spending enough on their defense.
And with all the money we spend to help them [He’s forgotten about Denmark and Greenland, and jumped to Europe.] with Russia... And we don’t have to spend any money, we could remove all of our soldiers out of Europe, because as you probably noticed, Europe’s a very different place than it was 20 years ago. A lot different. Much different. It’s a much different... [It seems to be immigration that he’s trying to think of now, not the money. It takes him a couple of tries to complete the thought.] And they better be careful with immigration and energy. If they’re not careful with those two things, you’re not going to have a Europe anymore. Okay. Thank you very much everybody.” 
 
He can’t put two consecutive sentences together to complete a thought. This is someone who, in my nonprofessional opinion as someone who’s taken several cognitive tests, couldn’t pass the simplest cognitive test.

Tuesday, July 07, 2026

‘L’s For the Week So Far’ for July 7, 2026


 
It’s Tuesday, and that means it’s time for Amanda's Mild Takes’ “Ls for the week so far!” She keeps track of how everything is going according to The Plan™! so we don’t have to.

Friday, July 03, 2026

Amanda’s Mild Takes’ Ls of the Week, July 3, 2026

Amanda’s Mild Takes brings us the Ls of the week.
 
Remember: Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes. Everything Is Going According to the Plan!™

 

When comes AI Revolution, we will have grocery buddy!


Come the AI revolution, we will all have a grocery buddy. Maybe named “Penny,” maybe not.
What’s that you say, you don’t want a grocery buddy? Comrade, come the AI revolution you will have a grocery buddy, whether you want one or not.
 

 AI Tidbits from the humans at magica.ai. July 3, 2026.


 

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Hudson Williams, you better work!

 

The Beauty Products ‘Heated Rivalry’ Star Hudson Williams Uses to the Last Drop

Keep young and beautiful, / It's your duty to be beautiful ... especially if you’re a star.

Neon picks up ‘Artificial,’ hot potato movie about OpenAI

Independent Studio Buys Movie About OpenAI That Amazon Dropped 

Photo by Haiyun Jung/New York Times

 I was waiting for another studio to pick up Artificial. Take that, Amazon-MGM.

 

Monday, June 29, 2026

So much for taking the Mark Twain Prize seriously


 

Mark Twain must be spinning in his grave. According to this column by Marlow Stern from "Variety," Vance played Bill Maher like an old ukulele. I can't think of anyone less qualified to get the Twain Prize.

Friday, June 26, 2026

‘*****’s Ls for the Week’ from Amanda’s Mild Takes

 


Amanda's Mild Takes brings you the Dotard Leaders “Ls for The Week.” It’s only Tuesday, and Everything is Going According to The Plan!™

Thursday, June 25, 2026

'Keep It Quarterly' call for comments

Not a good idea, no matter how you look at it. Consider also who tried to get it done in his first term, dropped it, and revived the proposed rule change this year. That's all I need to know.

Keep It Quarterly: Stop the SEC's six-month blackout 

Selected ‘AI Snacks’ for June 25, 2026

Here’s hoping that AI won’t cause the world to end for a while. Speaking personally, I have a lot of movies to watch.

In the meantime, software engineers’ jobs are safe. They’ll just have to turn out more code.

AI Snacks for June 25, 2026, from the humans at magica.ai

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

"Cats: the Jellicle Ball" at the Broadhurst Theatre is a must-see

Check-in: the Broadhurst Theatre for Cats: the Jellicle Ball.
This is not a post coded as a plea for help. Its me, Im at home, and everything is fine. What I want to tell you is that Cats: The Jellicle Ball is incredible. See it before its made illegal to have so much fun in public, and in a theater. Turning Andrew Lloyd Webbers Cats into a gay ballroom competition was a stroke of genius by Zhailon Livingston and Bill Rauch, who absolutely deserved their Tony Award. The cast delivers everything theyre asked to do, and more, number after number. They all own everything,as RuPaul likes to say (I looked it up, so dont give me shade), and the realness is off the hook. Its also just about the gayest show I have seen in my life, and that includes the original La Cage aux Folles.
Dont question me, just see it. I dont want to hear that you dont have the time. Its been extended through January 17, 2027. You can thank me later, as I am thanking Randall David Cook, who reviewed it for https://therecs.co.uk/cats-the-jellicle-ball/ and gave the production ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

Monday, June 22, 2026

AI news of the day from humans at magica.ai

 


'The money behind a network of sham "progressive" super PACs' from "Popular Information" substack

The APA is a key part of the GOP financial infrastructure. It was established in 2022 and received $5.5 million in seed funding from the American Action Network, a non-profit associated with the House Republican super PAC, the Congressional Leadership Fund. Brian Walsh, a top aide to former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R), is a senior advisor to the APA, according to a 2024 report in NBC News. Walsh was a founder and former president of the Congressional Leadership Fund and former president of the American Action Network.

Since 2022, the APA has raised over $100 million from undisclosed sources. Millions of dollars were routed from the APA, usually through intermediaries, to the Congressional Leadership Fund and its sister organization, the Senate Leadership Fund. The APA has also funneled cash to MAGA Inc, President Trump’s super PAC, the Republican Convention, and a host of other Republican groups. The APA does not have to disclose its donors because it is organized as a 501(c)(4) non-profit group.

Earlier this month, Popular Information connected Lead Left PAC, Real Change PAC, and California Blue PAC to the Congressional Leadership Fund through shared vendors, personnel, and addresses. Lead Left, for example, listed its address as a mailbox at a Staples at 2241 North Monroe Street in Tallahassee, Florida. Of the roughly 48,500 distinct political committees that have filed with the FEC since 2016, only two others share an address with Lead Left. Both of those committees are connected to the Crosby Ottenhoff Group, the political compliance firm founded by Caleb Crosby, the treasurer of the Congressional Leadership Fund.

Read more: UPDATE: The money behind a network of sham "progressive" super PACs