Friday, July 17, 2026

‘Phantom of the Paradise’ (Brian De Palma, 1974)


Brian De Palma has a cinematic vision and like it or not it’s on full display in Phantom of the Paradise. It’s garish and over-the-top, and too much is never enough so if that’s not what you’re looking for go watch some Ozu.

Not only is Phantom inspired by The Phantom of the Opera, but it brings in bits of the Faust legend (selling your soul for worldly success) and The Picture of Dorian Gray (there’s a portrait in the attic that looks like hell while Dorian stays fabulous), plus the shower scene from Hitchcock’s Psycho. And that’s not all. Far from it, in fact. To take one more, the stage set for the final musical number is taken from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and the male singers’ whiteface makeup is inspired by Caligari’s somnabulist Cesare.

Put it all together, stir well, and what DePalma presents is a cautionary tale. Richard Leach (William Finley), who is not a leech but is leeched off, trusts one-named music mogul Swan (Paul Williams) to produce his magnum opus, a cantata based on that hoary old archetype the Faust legend. Swan wants it for the opening program of his rock palace, the Paradise (Dallas’ Majestic Theater), and Leach wants his one-named singer-muse Phoenix (Jessica Harper) to be the featured soloist. Swan being a person without scruples steals Leach’s music and Leach being a true artist without any sense doesn’t call his lawyer or file a protest with ASCAP or BMI to shut the production down. Plausibility is something in short supply here, as one Gothic horror follows the next, culminating in a spectacular and bloody climax that (once again with the homages) recalls Hitchcock’s Albert Hall scene in both versions of The Man Who Knew Too Much.

Phantom of the Paradise has its devotees, and Pauline Kael was one, though to an outsider it doesn’t inspire that level of awe. The acting isn’t great, the production is cheesy, the satire of the music business doesn’t land, and music itself is mostly unimpressive. One viewing is enough to get a good idea of what the fuss was and is about.

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Amanda's Mild Takes’ ‘Ls of the Week’ for July 10, 2026

Pay no attention to the bozos in front of the curtain. Everything is going according to The Plan!™


Ls of the Week, July 10, 2026

Wednesday, July 08, 2026

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This is a transcript of the president's remarks at a press conference with Erdogan before the NATO summit in Ankara, taken from the YouTube video.

28 minutes, 33 seconds
That's what hurt my relationship with NATO. Because Greenland doesn't help Denmark. Denmark doesn't spend money to really help Greenland, but it's an important part for the United States. And it's surrounded by China ships and Russian ships. And that's not going to happen. The ships is, it's not going to happen. It was Greenland that in my, and it continues to be... That should be controlled by the United States, not by Denmark. And when they 
28 minutes, 56 seconds
wouldn't go along with it and with all the money we spend to help them with Russia and we don't have to spend any money, we could remove all of our soldiers out of Europe. Because as you probably noticed, Europe's a very different place than it was 20 years ago. A lot different. Much 
29 minutes, 12 seconds
different. It's a much different, and they better be careful with immigration and energy. If they're not careful with those two things, you're not going to have a Europe anymore. 
 
Okay. Thank you very much everybody.
 
The way it's punctuated it might seem vaguely coherent on first reading. Looking more closely, he jumps from grievance to grievance, doesn't finish a train of thought, and is practically babbling. Here it is with my annotations:
 
That's what hurt my relationship with NATO. Because Denmark doesn't spend money to really help Greenland… but it’s an important part [He's looking for a word, can't think of it, says "part."] for the United States. And it’s surrounded by China ships [He can't think of "Chinese," says "China." He may be remembering "China virus."] and Russian ships. And that’s not going to happen. The ships is... [That's a blatant grammatical mistake, of course.] It’s not going to happen. [He doesn't say what isn't going to happen. Something to do with the ships? Denmark won't give up Greenland? We know they won't but he's still obsessed with it.] It was Greenland that—in my [He leaves out opinion.], and it continues to be ["my opinion"?]—that should be controlled by the United States, not by Denmark. And when they wouldn’t go along with it... [He doesn't complete this thought and jumps to the grievance about NATO members not spending enough on their defense.
And with all the money we spend to help them [He's forgotten about Denmark and Greenland, and jumped to Europe.] with Russia... And we don’t have to spend any money, we could remove all of our soldiers out of Europe, because as you probably noticed, Europe’s a very different place than it was 20 years ago. A lot different. Much different. It’s a much different... [It seems to be immigration that he's trying to think of now, not the money. It takes him a couple of tries to complete the thought.] And they better be careful with immigration and energy. If they’re not careful with those two things, you’re not going to have a Europe anymore. Okay. Thank you very much everybody.” 
 
He can't put two consecutive sentences together to complete a thought. This is someone who, in my nonprofessional opinion as someone who's taken several cognitive tests, couldn't pass the simplest cognitive test.

Tuesday, July 07, 2026

‘L’s For the Week So Far’ for July 7, 2026


 
It’s Tuesday, and that means it’s time for Amanda's Mild Takes’ “Ls for the week so far!” She keeps track of how everything is going according to The Plan™! so we don’t have to.

Friday, July 03, 2026

Amanda’s Mild Takes’ Ls of the Week, July 3, 2026

Amanda’s Mild Takes brings us the Ls of the week.
 
Remember: Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes. Everything Is Going According to the Plan!™

 

When comes AI Revolution, we will have grocery buddy!


Come the AI revolution, we will all have a grocery buddy. Maybe named “Penny,” maybe not.
What’s that you say, you don’t want a grocery buddy? Comrade, come the AI revolution you will have a grocery buddy, whether you want one or not.
 

 AI Tidbits from the humans at magica.ai. July 3, 2026.


 

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Hudson Williams, you better work!

 

The Beauty Products ‘Heated Rivalry’ Star Hudson Williams Uses to the Last Drop

Keep young and beautiful, / It's your duty to be beautiful ... especially if you’re a star.

Neon picks up ‘Artificial,’ hot potato movie about OpenAI

Independent Studio Buys Movie About OpenAI That Amazon Dropped 

Photo by Haiyun Jung/New York Times

 I was waiting for another studio to pick up Artificial. Take that, Amazon-MGM.