Mary Geddry watched the Turkey Pardon ritual so we didn't have to.
CONTENT WARNING: This is a real downer, and it’s just five paragraphs from the entire article.
“As
all of this unravels, the turkey psychodrama, the imaginary borders
sealed to perfection, the SWAT-team-for-my-girlfriend subplot, the
re-litigation of last year’s poultry, the self-contradictions delivered
back-to-back without a blink, it’s impossible to ignore the larger, more
chilling truth hovering behind every one of these public appearances.
This isn’t just chaos; it’s disorganization. Deep, unspooling,
unmistakable disorganization from a man who holds the nuclear codes.
“Every
part of that turkey-pardon performance ricocheted like a pinball
machine on the fritz: One moment he’s bragging about patio stones, the
next he’s invalidating ceremonial pardons, then he’s insisting the
border is at ‘zero,’ then he’s ranting about Chicago murders, then he’s
praising a prison in El Salvador, then he’s promising $2 gas, then he’s
declaring he ended ‘eight wars in nine months,’ then he’s doing stand-up
about fat governors. It’s not just off-topic; it’s untethered. The
through-line isn’t policy; it’s impulse.
“And that’s the part that
should keep everyone up at night. We’re not watching a man who loses
the plot. We’re watching a man who no longer seems aware that plots
exist. This is someone who jumps between fantasies, vendettas,
hallucinated statistics, and self-congratulation with the ease most of
us change radio stations. That is frightening enough at a Thanksgiving
sideshow. It is catastrophic when the same man can, on a whim or a
misunderstanding or a perceived insult, initiate decisions with global
consequences measured not in ‘crime statistics’ but in megatons.
“There’s
a point where this stops being funny, even in a country that copes with
gallows humor as a national pastime. There’s a point where the
disjointedness stops being a quirk and becomes a risk. We passed that
point a long time ago. What we saw at the turkey pardon wasn’t just a
rambling holiday speech; it was a man broadcasting, openly and without
disguise, that he is no longer capable of holding a coherent idea for
more than thirty seconds.
“The danger is that the most
disorganized speaker in American public life remains the one person
empowered to make the kind of decisions you need absolute clarity for.”
“Thanksgiving on Thin Ice” by Mary Geddry from Geddry’s Newsletter, 11/25/2025